Everybody loves to pull a Christmas cracker and there is always a collective groan when the jokes are read out. I thought today I would give you some groaning practice by listing some of the cheesiest jokes I have found or heard.
What do
you get when you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick.
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
Tinselitis!
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow...
What happens to elves when they are naughty?
Santa gives them the sack!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had nobody to go with.
What happened to the man that stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
Who delivers presents to pets?
Santa Paws!
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why can't Christmas trees knit?
Because they lose their needles.
What do you call a reindeer who can't see?
No-eye deer.
Why did
Santa go to the hospital?
Because of
his poor elf.
Why did
no one bid for Rudolph or Blitzen on Ebay?
Because they
were too deer.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
How does Christmas Day end?
With the letter Y!
hehehe! These did make me chuckle. Some of the best jokes are Christmas cracker one's x
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